True Words

Sunday, September 27, 2009

True words.....
"One day UR entire life will flash in front of UR eyes. Make sure its WORTH watching....."

Truth

The Greatest Advantage
of speaking TRUTH is tat:
"U dont hav to remember.,
WAT U SAID''

Life

Life doesnt give ü d people ü want. Instead it gives ü the one ü need-2teach ü, 2hurt ü, 2love ü & 2make ü exactly d way ü shud be-d best'.

Useless

An excellent positive sentence:-
"I'm not totally useless, I can still be used as an example of uselessness"

Moments

Moments make a lifetime. Its not necessary to spend years with someone. Its just the moments spent with someone that defines life.

Enjoy

A Great Thought
Man asked GOD:
Give me everything to enjoy the  Life.
God smiled n replied:
"I have given you Life to enjoy everything"...!!

Friend

Life does not mean to make millions of friends. The real meaning of life is to make one friend who stand with you when millions are against you.

BYE

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Do u knw aftr speakin,Y do people say 'BYE'.?.
Bcz it states dat its jus a
"B"eginnin
"Y"et not the
"E"nd of our relation:-)

Tablets

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Sharing

Failure also looks beautiful when you have a loved one to support it.
But even success hurts when you don't have a loved one to share it!

TextBooks

Even If All the Musicians join Together,
To Create a Melody to make Us Sleep...
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.
.
.
.
.
.
They cant Win Over Our
''TEXT BOOKS''

Regrets

Whether ridiculed or appreciated,live life in such a way that you can go to bed every night sayin to yourself
'if i were to die tonight,i'd have no regrets!'

Ant

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Lady-Dr Ant Has Entered My Vag!na

Dr Removed Lady's Panti,Started Fcuking

Lady-What R U Doing?

Dr-Im Trying 2Kill Ant By Using Liquid DDT!

relationship

"Sharing a lovely relationship not only depends on the spoken words but it also depends on understanding the unspoken words..."

yaad

Waqt mile toh hamari parwa kar lena.
Harpal Nahi par 1 bar yaad kar lena.
Rishte honge apke hazar,
Par hamare liye ek pal barbad karlena...

BINGO

When there's confusion between ur heart and mind..

 

 

 

Eat BINGO...
No confusion Great combination!!
Toinnnngg!

Rememberance

Rememberance is the sweetest flower in the garden of friendship. A good friend is a person who never thinks of the last 3 letters of the word FRIEND!

love

Love the people who Love u bcoz they like something in u...
''DEVELOP IT''      &

Love the people who Hate u bcoz they Hate something in u..
''CHANGE IT"..

kutte

When nobody luvs u,  when nobody cares 4u,  when nobody think about u,  when every1 ignores u.  Sit in d corner close ur eyes & Say 

 

 

 

'Sab kutte hain saale'

FRIEND

A person who surrenders himself wen he's wrong is Honest..who surenders whn not sure,is Wise.who surrenders even if he's right,is FRIEND
good aft noon

SWEETNESS

My relation  With U is Like SugarCane Break It Crush It Squeeze It
Even Beat & Grind It
But Always U'll Get Only SWEETNESS.!

nice saying

A nice saying:-
If someone pointed out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested in what you have done!

dreams

Dnt keep ur dreams in ur eyes,they may fall as tears Keep thm in ur heart so tat every heartbeat may remind you about your dream...

A Beautiful Thought

A Beautiful Thought:
A person who can explain d meaning of colour 2 a blind Dat person can explain anything in life,.,

Big person

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Teacher: who is the big person, U or your daddy. Boy said i am a big person. Teacher:how?
Boy: I stopped drinking milk from my mom. But daddy has not.

Success formula

Success formula of life :

Sleep 8 hours.

 

Work 8 hours.

 

&

 

Make sure they are not the

 

 

'same hours'..!

Pain

Pain is not felt on the day of missing of ur dear ones..
It is really felt wen u live each day without them but with their memories...

Sasural

Husband apne sasural me biwi se- chalo aaj sex karte hain.
Biwi-nahi ye papa ka ghar hai
Husband- To kamini mere baap ka ghar kya randi khana hai....

Express yourself

Wenevr u xpect sum1 2undrstnd wat u feel,Alwys rembr dat hw cn dat prsn knw sumthg dat u wre nvr abl 2 expres!!Thngs left unsaid oftn remain unheard..!!

Liquid

General Knowledge:
Q:Which liquid turns to solid upon heating??
Answer: DOSA!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See..You need to improve ur GK.

Majbur

Likh Do Paigam Kuch Aisa K Kalam B Rone Par Majbur Ho Jaye,
Har Lafz Me Dard Bharo Itna K Examiner B Tumhe Pass Karne Pe Majbur Ho Jaye..

Dosti

Meri Dua Me TeraZikr Humesha Rahega,Teri ZindgiMe Mera sath Hamesh Rahega, Bhale Hum DurHi Sahi, Mgr Ye dosti Ka Rista Hamesha Rahega:-)

Ehsas

Ho sakta hai usne anjane mein hume rula diya,
Usne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula diya,
Hum to vaise bhi akele the.kya hua agar kisi ne ye ehsas dila diya..

Rememberance

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Rememberance is the sweetest flower in the garden of friendship. A good friend is a person who never thinks of the last 3 letters of the word FRIEND!

Success

Words of wisdom for the day :  "Success is the time to redefine your goals,
Failure is time to redefine your methods." Be an achiever.

Love

Evrything in lyf cnt mak u Hapy
Evrythng in day cnt mak u satisfid
Bt
Thr's 1thng which maks u fel nice
Tats Lov N Care 4 U in sum1s eyes.

Help

There is no need to look for help outside, when within u lies the inexhaustible storage of willpower.
U r the master of ur fate & u r the captain of ur soul!

Tom & Jerry

Good Friendz r like Tom & Jerry..
Sometimes small Fights & craps keeps them apart,
but they always come back together to run a long episode..!

Soluble

A man jmpd in water n dint return.After dt nothr man jumpd n he ws also nt seen.
A sardar watchng al dis cncluded dat
"HUMAN BEINGS R SOLUBLE IN WATER'':)...

Dhishkiyaon

ULTIMATE ONE:
A sardar said Sumthing in another sardar's ear, and the other sardar died.
Take a wild guess, wat did he say.?
''Dhishkiyaon":-)

Gali

Monday, September 14, 2009

Ek computer field ki ladki kya gali degi?   saale infinite loop,dharti pe undefined symbol,pedaishi error,virus k bachche,bevakufi ki hardcopy,volatile admi,bheja blank CD aur khana gigabytes?itana maarungi ki dharti se delete hokar,yamraj se read hokar seedhe narak me display ho jayega..!!:-@

God

A BEAUTIFUL BELIEF:If God ans ur prayer,He's incresing ur faith. If he delays,He's incresing ur patience.If he dsnt ans,He knows u can handle it.

Friends

'Sound' bcomes music,
Movement becomes dance,
'Smile' bcomes Laughter,
Mind becomes Meditation
&
life becomes Celebration.. When,
frnds keep in touch.

Reason

Tim:I got married bcoz I was tired of cooking, cleanin home & washin clothes..
Jack:Amazing,I got a divorce for the same reason..

Tear

"Tear is d silent language of pure heart" when d tears come with reason u got some problem but wen tears come without any reason u mis SOMEONE.

Love

Luv tkz efort & acceptnce.. it wont alwyz b a happy ride.. u'l cry wn ur hurt, u'l b sad wn ignored bt hold on, & alwyz rembr...  Luv hurts wn, ITS REAL..

Lemony

COOL Lemony Thot:
"Ths is a funy world whr pple mke d lemon juices with artificial flavour n dishwash liquids wth real lemon":-D

Life

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Life doesnt give ü d people ü want. Instead it gives ü the one ü need-2teach ü, 2hurt ü, 2love ü & 2make ü exactly d way ü shud be-d best'.

Waste

Friend nahi to life waste,.
Salt nahi to food waste,.
Story nahi to cinema waste,.
Mera SMS nahi to tera dabba cell waste...!

Friendship

Most Friendships are like a delicate flower, eventually they dry and die..I am a cactus I'll always b poking U so that U remember me always.  :-)

Beautiful truth

Beautiful truth: read carefully!!
The Heart feels light when Someone is in it..
But feels very heavy when Someone leaves it.....

Confident

"Losing in lyf & regaining wt u'v lost makes u d most confident person...
Coz u r no more afraid of losing as nw u realize ur ability 2 regain..."

Hens Proved

Sardar: hens are more intelligent than us in the case of maths. 
Teacher: Why? 
Sardar: After the proof of every maths relation it is written
"HENS PROVED"

Feelings

Sum promises r alwys unbroken sum memories r alwys unwritten.Feel d magic of true relation&u'll knw dat real feelings r alwys unspoken..

True Friend

A nice quote by a tru frn: M alwys behnd U.. I nvr evr xpct u 2 turn bak wn u r hapy..Bt wn u r in trbl no need 2 turn bak, Jst stop i'll join...

Doors

In life sumtimes v feel dat al doors r nw closed 4 us.. If dat happens in ur life, remember dese words, A closed door is not always locked.!!

Architect

People will alwys throw Stones in your Path.
Now it Depends on U wht U Make From it
WALL or  BRIDGE.  Remember:-U are d Architect of ur Life!

Change

People dont change when you tell them a better option,
they change when they realise that there is no other option!

Birth

Little Boy: Dad How wAs I Born ... ?
Dad: Well, Son your Mom & I Got Together At "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe"
Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About To "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall"
It Was Too Late To hit "Delete". Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ......!!

Hi

Hi re,Wt r u doin?Im propagating a unicameral form of idiosyncrasy ocurring malevolently in d meritorious piece of claterubial brain! In short, iritating U!!

Gravity

"Don't allow people to hold u down when gravity is the only thing in life with the power to do so."

Timepass

Friday, September 11, 2009

Hame to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dum tha    meri haddi wahan tuti jahan hospital   band tha mujhe jis ambulance   me dala uska petrol khatam tha mujhe auto riksha me isliye bithaya kyun ki   uska kiraya kam tha mujhe doctron ne uthaya narson  me kahan dum tha mujhe jis bed pe litaya uske neeche bomb tha mujhe bomb se udaya   goli me kahan  dum tha aur mujhe sadak me dafnaya kyunki  kabristan me function tha.

Life

Life Is A Live Show.

No RehearsaL.

Each Day Is A New Show No Repeat No Rewind.

SoGive ur Best Shot In todays life-As d Show Goes 0n & On...

The Best

WhoeVeR u
mAy Be,
WheReVer life leAds u..
U r AlwAys,
A Mom's cHild,
A dAd's dreAm,
A faMily's futuRe,
A frNd's heArt n SuM1's lyf,
"Try to Be d Best of It”

Attitude

Classic thought wid an Attitude:
"I pity people who show ATTITUDE to me coz it shows dat dey need an Attitude to impress me"

Love

Dont love the person who enjoys with you.
Just love the person who suffers without you..
Bcz,the pain of love can never be defined.

Happiness

If u wt for the happy moment, u will wait forever. But if u start believing u are happy,u will be happy forever.It all depends on how u take life..!

LOVE STORY OF AN ENGINEER

LOVE STORY OF AN ENGINEER:
I was in12th,
She was in 12th.
I got BE,
She got BSc.
I was doing BE,
She got MSc.
I was doing BE.
She got a PhD.
I completed BE
She got a doctorate.she got married
I was preparing for ME entrance
She is d mother of two children
I am doing my ME.
Her daughter is in 1st standard.   I completed ME
Her daughter passed 10th
I have joined in software job
The greatest irony-Today is my ENGAGEMENT! And her daughter is my FIANCE

Good Work

Wit every act of good work u do today,
U weave one more golden thread in d blanket dat will warm u tomorrow.
Live to love & love to live, stay happy:-)

Rubber

A Naughty Boy Draws A penis On Black Board
Lady Teacher Rubs It Off!
NextDay He Drwas A Bigger 1 & Writes
The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!

Best Friend

SIMPLY THE BEST:
Think abt urself atleast once in  a day..!!
Otherwise you may miss ur best friend in this world..!!
->Shakespeare

Dosti

Acchi dosti bezuban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai.
Dosti me dard mile to kya hua, dard me hi to Apne aur Parayo ki pehchan hoti hai..

Newton's 5th law

Newton's 5th law:-
Every book continues to be in a state of rest or coverd with dust, until & unless an external or internal exams appear..

Thought

Man Askd a Sculptor:
"Hw Do u Make Such Beautiful Idols frm Stone?"
He Replied:
"Idols & Images r Alredy  Hidden Der.,
I Remov Unwantd Stone Only..

Time

The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur TIME.. Bcoz wen u giv someone ur time, u r givin them a portion of ur life dat u'll never get back..!

Love

A sweet naughty little thought..
          'It is better to flirt flirt and flirt , rather than love someone and get hurt hurt hurt' !!

Modern prayer

Modern prayer
'Dear God,
thanx for everything..
I dont wanna ask anythin for Myself.
Just giv My PARENTS
a beautiful daughter in law.'
Think Hatke!;-):-)

Caliber

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Caliber of Person can be measured not by how Well he Prepares for Everything to go Right
But how he Stands up & Moves on after Everything has gone Wrong...

Success

"Your best success comes aftr ur greatest disapointment"
so never feel for ur failure
Know tat u r being tested for ur consistency!

Glory

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time v fall...

Realities of life

3 realities of life
1.u think abt dat prsn a lot whom u r tryin 2 4get
2.u hurt dem d mst whom u luv d mst
3.u fight wid d 1 u hv more expectations!

Height of Jhatka

A boy aftr hvn a gr8 time wid his GF, saw a guy's photo in her bag&askd-Is he ur X- BF?

GF kissing him & said,no dat is me,b4 d Operation.

Rememberence

Lovely people r most precious
so no matter how rarely i msg U.
U would always b remberd not 4 today
bt through out my life.

Nazar

Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo apko dekhne se inkar karti hai,

duniya ki bheed mein us nazar ko dekho jo sirf apka hi intzar karti hai..

What is rape?

GOLDEN WORDS
By the great philosopher Mallika Sherawat.,,
"Rape is not a Crime

 

 

 

 

 

Its just a surprise sex" :-)

Keep in touch

Just a line to keep in touch-
Because you are on my mind so much, and even though i have nothing to say, you will know i thought of you today....

Best Gift

One of d best gifts u can give to sum1 is ur TIME. Bcoz when u give someone ur time, u are giving a portion of ur life that u'll never get back

The more

The more u go away from a person
The more your heart goes near them..
The more u try to forget a person
The more u r surrounded by their thoughts.

Chand ne chandni mangi

Chand ne chandni mangi
Sitaro ne roshni mangi
Rab ne jab humse hmari chahat poochi
Hmne Aksar Aap Jaise Dost mangi.

Ho chuki raat

Ho chuki raat ab so jao,,,
Jo dil k ho karib us k khayalo me kho jao,,,
Kar rahe honge koi intzar aapka,,,
Sapno me hi sahi usse mil to aao.....